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Taliban Demotivational Poster


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nicholsjoshua15 - June 19, 2015, 2:43 pm
From the way it looks I think you may want to replace "9th Century" with the word "cancer."
culos - February 13, 2011, 5:27 pm
So Jess, are you missing any body-parts? I mean, since your more of an expert than our resident Middle Eastern dweller....
LibertarianJess - February 13, 2011, 4:05 pm
No they just believe in stoning and public whippings for things like infidility.
Hawamleh - February 12, 2011, 8:32 am
not to be this guy, but actually sharia law says nothing about cutting off noses...this was cause by ignorance rather than law.
steph1 - February 12, 2011, 4:53 am
yep - that's what happens if you are too nosey - at least she won't be brownnosing now...
tellitlikeitis - February 11, 2011, 7:43 pm
Disturbing. She's a pretty girl. Let me step in line with the other women to finish off her husband.
lasski - February 11, 2011, 6:19 pm
kiss me baby...and don't hold your breath..!!!
agdaniele - February 11, 2011, 5:46 pm
And women here think the have it so rough.
Airman - February 11, 2011, 5:44 pm
I guess the Taliban doesn't worry about alimony when the wife wants a divorce
agdaniele - February 11, 2011, 5:44 pm
culos - February 11, 2011, 5:43 pm
Didn't know they already had sammiches back then....
agdaniele - February 11, 2011, 5:41 pm
Reality Lord - February 11, 2011, 5:20 pm


YOU MIGHT BE A TALIBAN, IF ... - You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to beer.

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Laevian - May 23, 2012, 1:22 pm
YESS !!! hahaa


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thecrotchetyoldcynic - October 10, 2016, 6:22 pm
I laughed so hard at this, and then thought "What if the Taliban reads this?" Then I laughed out loud thinking how absurd that is! They don't use the Internet looking for jokes. They don't laugh! XD
Steamboatwilly - February 5, 2010, 6:28 am
Than why don`t you join the Taliban if you don`t like it here SKUNKRIDER! That would give me someone to shoot on my next "Tour Of Duty".
skunkrider - December 14, 2009, 8:19 am
rednecks? dumbfucking nazis, that's all you are. your own corporate fascists did 9/11, and you fall for everything your corrupt media and politicians tell you. you're no better than nazi-germany.
rellik666 - December 12, 2009, 3:44 am
At least half of those could apply to rednecks.
stavro1 - December 11, 2009, 6:38 pm
stavro1 - December 11, 2009, 6:37 pm
With all that money whay don't they at least buy some decent clothes
Airman - December 11, 2009, 6:34 pm
I don't know. We have $3,000 toilet seats. Must be govt req.
CANADA - December 11, 2009, 6:03 pm
$3000 machine gun? must be somthin bigger than an AK

SORRY, AMHED - We ran out of virgins

HEROS - To many of us, an influential life of a real hero to humanity sounds distant. But then a 15-year-old Pakistani girl takes a stand a proves us wrong. Get well, Malala Yousufzai.

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Bolverk3778 - October 29, 2012, 5:43 pm
Let us also hope that the 21 year old 'Man' that ordered the shooting and his cohorts live short interesting lives before suffering terminal lead/copper poisoning.

YOU MIGHT BE A TALIBAN, IF... - You have more wives than teeth.

YOU MIGHT BE A TALIBAN, IF ... - You've ever had a crush on your neighbor's goat.

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Faceplant31 - March 5, 2010, 1:13 pm
Literally half of Mullahbobs poster start with this title. I guess, mullets, lemur(or wtf, they were) and taliban posters are the way to go. Did i miss a memo?
agdaniele - March 5, 2010, 1:06 pm
Faceplant31 - March 5, 2010, 1:06 pm
You might be a motifaker if you change the topic of your posters!

OH ABDULLAH - you went with the powder blue turban, I told you how it would make your eyes dance.

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Current Resident - November 27, 2009, 5:55 pm
Si, yo también. Funny. 5L
spacedog - November 6, 2009, 11:56 am
Agreed. Very funny poster yeodawg.
LogicDude - November 6, 2009, 11:10 am
THIS is fooking HI-larry-us! 5L.
Jmac0585 - November 6, 2009, 10:57 am
Who ever gave this a 1 is a real clownshoe. 5L.

ACCOMPLISHMENT - Take that you medieval woman abusing Taliban Pricks

BLACKLIONS - I always think of ‘Ride of the Valkyries’ when I see American Airpower... wonder what the Taliban thinks of?

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marlygirl - April 21, 2011, 1:49 pm
Chillax - January 29, 2010, 5:10 pm
Sorry I missed the "i" at least I got Al Qaeda right. Even with the missing "i", thought it was a great improvement over previous commenter's spelling.
DreMagnum - January 29, 2010, 10:45 am
Most military men know how to spell "Taliban"
bonefish - January 29, 2010, 10:39 am
Maybe not effective all the time but there is nothing more satisfying then watching the look on Talban or Al Qaeda terrorist’s face and the sh*t stain on his pants from the precision laser guided JDAM videotape as they see it coming from about 100 feet.
Sidereal - January 14, 2010, 7:55 am
i dont recon they think a lot TBH, all the air power in the world doesnt sem to have stopped them. you cant fight fanaticism from an arm chair ar 40,000 feet. ;)
Derek - January 13, 2010, 4:08 pm
Stingers I suspect

YOU MIGHT BE A TALIBAN, IF... - You wipe your butt with your bare left hand, but consider bacon 'unclean.'





TALIBAN DATING SERVICES - Same as American dating services, we end up picking the hot one.

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rerun - February 12, 2010, 5:18 pm

pick one from a tent or a hut. They are from better families

DO I HAVE ANY VOLUNTEERS - For The Next Taliban Stoning Ceremony ? Ah, There's One.

ARRANGED MARRIAGES - They're a favorite of Taliban

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AHA - I have found the problem Achmed. The infidels have implanted a brain in here.

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YOU MIGHT BE A TALIBAN, IF ... - You can't think of anyone you HAVEN'T declared Jihad against.

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THE NEXT GUEST - At the Taliban Stoning Championships

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YOU MIGHT BE A TERRORIST IF... - You wipe your butt with your bare left hand but consider bacon unclean

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Rosie - July 6, 2008, 2:26 am
That is pretty weird. My mom went to India and it was really tough for her because she is left handed.

NEW BEACH VOLLEY BALL UNIFORMS - Did the "TALIBAN" win a war or something? If you like something, then YOU conform to it. It doesn't conform to YOU!

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MashiMashi - April 11, 2012, 7:00 am
The men want to wear even skimpier outfits than the women, the IOC and the "GRACE OF GOD WON"T LET THEM".
CloudchaserS - April 10, 2012, 9:31 am
I'm str8 and I'm not complaining, but I have often wondered just why the IOC required women in beach volleyball to wear outfits that show more than what the men are required to wear other than the obvious fact that men are making the rules


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Kman - November 30, 2010, 8:05 am
the headline is awesome but the text under it sucks

LUCKIEST DAY OF HIS LIFE - They don't call getting shot by the Americans the MILLION DOOLAR WOUND for nothing. Your tax dollars at work.

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[email protected] - February 22, 2010, 11:02 pm
As opposed to getting shot. itz always cheaper in life to killl them instead of wound them. Ask BRANDI her vehicular homicide only cost her 600K.
Derek - February 21, 2010, 5:24 pm
The accounting must be painful


TALIBAN MOTIFAKERS - Just A Bunch Of 1L Bombers

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rerun - February 28, 2010, 2:06 pm

and it works, juts banned a 1L bomber
rerun - February 28, 2010, 1:37 pm

MO, thanks for the idea

OH ABDULLAH - When you said "2 CHICKS FIGHTING" I thought, I thought...never mind give me ten on the yellow one.

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agdaniele - February 17, 2010, 9:39 pm
Well done!


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egg - May 12, 2010, 5:25 pm
This isn't racist. It's saying that the Taliban use (a perverted form of) Muslim ideology to try to get recruits, which is true.
Chef - May 12, 2010, 12:37 pm
Ummm... question... Next to the Creator label it has an actual email account... could people of a certain belief system use this to identify someone? Seems like SOME PEOPLE don't like their motives questio... never mind! *walks away quickly whistling..
[email protected] - May 12, 2010, 12:21 pm
MOOOOOOO Who is this racist against PERSIAN, ARABIC, PESHWAN, HINDI, ETC ETC THE IRA uses catholic isealogy , the KLAN uses Christan idealogy the sam way. MOOOOOOO get over it
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 12, 2010, 10:30 am
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 12, 2010, 10:30 am
If you'd just said Taliban U would have ignored this poster (like I usually do) But bashing an entire religion because you're too stupid to understand it......You suck Yeodick.
thatonechick - May 12, 2010, 10:30 am
Indeed, but we hadn't seen yeo in so long, we needed something new to rip on him about.
culos - May 12, 2010, 10:17 am
Or as not funny and/or stupid
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 12, 2010, 10:08 am
This should have been rejected as Racist.1L


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REGARDLESS - They're my sworn enemy, and want to hunt down and kill everyone and thing I love. BUT IT'S STILL AN AWESOME PHOTO!

Die Happy -

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JesusWept - August 16, 2016, 5:08 pm
Yeah. They are the ones who get penetrated *evil grin*
mizzdizz - August 16, 2016, 4:12 pm
Only if the soldiers are virgins. If they're not, the Taliban die very saaaaaad! ^!
JesusWept - August 11, 2016, 9:23 pm
Red frame?! It's totally harmless!! :(